Life Savers

Teacher was teaching about taste using Lifesavers sweeties. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red...Cherry...
Yellow...Lemon...
Green...Lime...
Orange ....Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room.