Harmony's Field Trip

Harmony went to Riverview Hospital today. She comes to my house at supper time with her blue surgical cap on and a yellow mask, that was pinched so tight onto her nose that it came to a peak on the top of her nose! So she asks me for a flashlight and heads over to Papa.... "Open up your mouth Papa, I gotta see if your dangly things is gonna wiggle." Papa says "my what?" And Harmony says, "Now, don't you fight me Papa, I'm Dr Harmony and I need to see your dangly thing in your mouth."  She's looking in his mouth with the flashlight, all serious like and she says, "Papa, say AHHH, like that, ok?.... Hmmm, Your wiggly thing is broken, I think you have strip throat, you need some medicine, I'll be right back!"  She comes to me and asked what kind of medicine Papa would need and I told her that I think he needs some magic M&M's. Her eyes got all big and she says "THAT'S IT!!" Like she just discovered penicillin or something! LOL So she gives Papa some green M&M's and tells him to take a nap.

So I'm cruising on facebook, checking stuff out and shoving M&M's in my mouth and she says "Framma, I need to check your dangly thing too." So I open my mouth full of chocolate and as she shines the flashlight in my mouth she says "Fram, that's not looking very good, I think you might be very sick!" I said, "Omg Doctor Harmony, what do you think is wrong with me?" And She said in all seriousness..." I think you have dog poop on your dangly thing!"

'Nuff said....I peed on my computer chair laughing! lol