People wake up!

I was in utter shock this morning when Human Control showed up at my door! They said they received a report of a frozen human in the back yard. Sure enough, I went outside, and there you were frozen dead! I know it was -8 degrees with a windchill of -20, but c'mon! You had straw to lay on! I even threw a blanket out there for you!!! Was the tarp not shelter enough? Thanks for getting me in trouble. From: The Dog